Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
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