I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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