I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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