I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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