What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
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