you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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