are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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