i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Tornado booty call.. dedication
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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