Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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