I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
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