There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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