Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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