We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I booty called her while she was in labor.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
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