i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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