Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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