I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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