6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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