I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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