I'm really into asian looking animals
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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