Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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