What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
i need to put some appletini on your dick
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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