Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
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