The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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