I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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