Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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