Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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