Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
