My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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