Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
just come out here and I will go home with you...
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Randomize
