i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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