Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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