bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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