i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
Randomize
