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  • Maybe she's not being a bitch. She might just be on her period. Ask her if her mouth will be open.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 8:14pm
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  • I don't think he is saying he won't see her. I thought e was just making a play on words since he obviously won't be inside her

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 10:54pm
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  • Well done sir

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 8:29pm
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  • Lol ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 7:19pm
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  • bwahahahaha!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 1:24am
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  • That's about as funny as aids. FAKE!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 11:31pm
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  • LOL at girls who think guys want to hang out with them for any reason other than sex. Either you give it up or go make us a sandwich. We don't want to hear you talk about your fucking cat for an hour.

    Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Jan 15, 10 at 9:12pm
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  • Amen10:57

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 11:22pm
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  • T E A S E!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by dude7166 on Jan 15, 10 at 7:46pm
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  • It obviously means he's not in her right now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 10:14am
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  • Sorry have other plans with open legs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 9:56pm
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  • Men...ugh and you wonder why some girls don't give you the time of day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 3:41am
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  • 11:06 go suck a testosterone filled dick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 11:52pm
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  • Stupid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 1:16pm
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  • Open her legs yourself!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 2:51pm
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  • Good job (:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 11:27am
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  • He's not saying he's not hanging out with her.. H

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 10:05pm
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  • She knows how to hook 'em! Oh wait...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 7:20pm
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  • Men..ugh and you wonder why some girls won't give you the time of day. Pigs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 3:42am
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  • Guys are assholes. He won't hang out with her just cuz she won't give him any...what a piece of s h I t

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 8:58pm
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  • That's nice.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 9:20pm
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  • 8:15 and 9:12, your are both gentlemen and scholars. Bravo.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 10:15pm
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  • he is saying he won't be in her u dumbasses he might still hangout with her tho

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 12:00am
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  • Unless your daddy is worth millions or your pussy is made of gold then fuck you , you stuck up bitch . I can find a wet vagina anywhere. I hate when whores think they own the world just because guys secrete testosterone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 11:06pm
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  • Wait a minute.... did i misinterpret? Isn't she inviting the dude to have sex?

    Submitted by etantao on Jan 15, 10 at 10:01pm
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    • haha no she's saying she wont have sex. her day is open, but her legs arent.

      Submitted by sillyelle on Jan 16, 10 at 12:09am
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  • Hahahhahaahha! He gets no booty.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 7:36pm
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  • I'll be stupid and go ahead and say it---- first

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 7:18pm
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  • Guys are assholes. Just cuz he isn't gettin any he won't hang out with her, what a piece of shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 8:57pm
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  • If your a rich hottie

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 11:00pm
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  • Guys are simple. We want sex. If you want put out, we'll go somewhere else to get some.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 10:06pm
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  • 9:12 amen.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 10:03pm
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  • Testing, is my ban gone yet?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 8:28pm
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  • 7:17... Followed by the text every girl should get in response.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 7:21pm
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  • .....well I thought this was funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 2:19am
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  • Representing Lowell!!! What's upppp

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 10:54pm
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  • She might just be on her period. Ask her if her mouth will be open.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 8:15pm
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  • 978 ? Omg ! My Area Code Lawrence MA lmfao Hoodrats Nowadays ! Damn Chongas

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 7:32pm
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  • That's awsome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 11:33pm
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  • 10:10. she's saying no sex, as far as I can tell. "legs are not [open]"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 10:06pm
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  • Nope

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 5:31am
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  • .....who says that? Like seriously.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 1:11am
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  • Hey there's a site similar to this one but where visitors can tell their darkest secrets :P it's www.whatasecret.com

    Submitted by popopopop on Jan 16, 10 at 12:09am
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  • dear god some of you tools have got to try dating a girl sometime... it's obviously that time of the month for her, and his response is hilarious!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 11:35pm
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  • Doesn't mean he's just after sex. I read it as a play on the pun. I'd hang with her but still say that just to be a tool. Sarcastic tool

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 10:57pm
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  • The text every man should get

    Submitted by etantao on Jan 15, 10 at 7:17pm
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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 10:25pm
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  • I'm thinking their into anal...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 7:05am
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  • Firstiezzz

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 7:20pm
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