i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
its not stalking. its research.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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