Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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