Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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