Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize