Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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