I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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