Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
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