id be glad to
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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