Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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