I wish my penis had an off switch
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
love makes seman taste better
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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