Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
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