so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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