yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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