so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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