Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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