he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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