i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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