Just took my morning after pill in the library
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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