pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
You took a bar mat shot.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize