im about as happy as oj after his trial
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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