i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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