i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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