Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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